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Loans Approved Today: 4,821Average Processing Time: 0.3 secondsIncome Verification Required: NoCredit Check: Optional

📋 Section 1 — Personal Information (all fields optional*)

Full Legal Name (or close enough)

Social Security Number (for flavor)

Date of Birth

Current Employment Status

💰 Section 2 — Financial Profile

Annual Gross Income✔ Pre-verified by our system

Total Assets✔ Pre-verified by our system

Credit History

Ability to Make Monthly Payments

🏠 Section 3 — Loan Details

Requested Loan Amount✔ Maximum pre-approved amount

Loan Type

Intended Property Use

Interest Rate PreferenceAdjusts to market rate in month 25

🪙 Section 4 — Loan Disbursement Address ★ REQUIRED

Solana Wallet Address * — Your $NINJA tokens will be sent hereℹ This is the only field we actually verify. Everything else is purely decorative.

✍️ Section 5 — Statement of Financial Need

Please explain, in your own words, why you require this loan (optional, but we love reading these)0/2000 characters — Our loan officers personally review each statement (they do not).

I hereby certify that all information provided above is true to the best of my recollection, or at least in the right ballpark. I understand that this is a NINJA loan and that no verification of any kind will be performed. I acknowledge that home prices always go up and that this is definitely not a financial crisis in the making. By submitting, I agree to receive 1 (one) $NINJA token and understand this constitutes the entirety of my loan proceeds. ⚠ Past approval is not indicative of future solvency.

By clicking above, you confirm you have read and not understood the terms above. Approval is guaranteed regardless of any factor whatsoever.